18. Writes Feminist in a Frock. Obviously

I dance really badly, think drunk dad dancing meets a charging rhino on speed.
I overuse short sentences. Bad times.
I have a tendency to be very sarcastic at very inopportune moments.
I can quote a large amount of To Kill A Mockingbird.
I love my War of the Worlds vinyl, I went as far as using to for my groups sixth form fashion show routine. It wasn't well received.
I use the word dude to convey seriousness. This makes it very had to take me seriously in debates.
I can bend the tops of my little fingers to nearly a ninety-degree angel.
I, I, I, me, me, me, self, self, self.

I laugh at my own jokes, sad but true.